I'll Bet Anything...

                                               It's as big as a tire hole!!

White Girl Wasted!!

                                     Only a few do it right!!

Not Saying She Is Fat, But...

                                         She'd be as fat as three of them!!

Pink Cube..

                                                      For Blondes Only!!

You Like Video Games??

                                           Let your girl join in!!

Women!!

                                         Sh*t won't clean itself!!

Om Nom Nom Nom Nom

                                                   Nom Nom Nom!!

Eating P*ssy...

                                         Doing it wrong!!

Ripped Jeans!!

                               Only good thing about the economy!!

Want A Prince??

                               Don't act like a whore!!

I Don't Always Eat Skittles...

                               But when I do I sh*t rainbows

Yes Please!!

                                       That's what it should always look like!!

Lot Of Truth Here!!

Nothing Short Of Perfection!!

        Some women can look at themselves all day!!

Fill In The Blanks!!

                         I know what you were thinking!!

Stop The Duckface!!

                             Help do your part today!!

Eye Contact!!

                       There is no way she ever will!!

So That Explains It!!

                             Seems about right to me!!

Even In The Animal Kingdom..SMH!!!

                           That sh*t aint right!!

Have To Love Reading This On Facebook!!

                        Another cry for attention!!

Over 30, and Single Barbie!!

Drugs, Alcohol, Partying, and Posting it on Fb has helped her out too!!

Always Start The Day With Breakfast!!

                                  That sure looks good!!