Keeping Your Woman Happy Fact #8:
Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...Because I Can!!"
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Awesmome Dad Right There!!
Son: "If a sperm falls on the floor, can you use it again??
Dad: Yup, just make that bitch lick it up.
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