Some Poor Schmuck Is Regreting Her!!

Suck I Say!!

Classic!!

On My To Do List Everyday!!

My Father Even Taught Me This!!

Don't Be That Girl!!

I Learned Young!!

I Can Relate!!

Hot or Not??

Absolutely Perfect

Spitting Is Quitting!!

Blow a Clown...

                                               Taste The Rainbow

Mmmmm Puppy!!!

                                               Umm Nomm Nom Nom Nom

You Know Damn Well You Would!!

Women Are Good For 70 Things!!

Don't Be Sexist!!

                                                  Bitches hate it!!

World Champion

                                            16 years running!!

I Bring Nothing!!

Score!!

                                            Look what I found!!

The Good Morning Stretch!!

Good Morning!!

Tattoos and Ass a few of my favorite things

Love A Woman With Tattoos!!

                                  And a body like this...Who we kidding!!

No Woman Wants To Be...

                                         The Neighborhood Cat Lady!!

I'm Really Not At All!!

                                          But hundreds a day think so!!

Grandpa Remembers!!

                                                   This is so true!!

Wanted!!!

                                               Just for a night!! Take care, bub bye!!

Remind Women About Child Birth!!

                                         Now you know...Stop your bitching LOL!!!

Think About It!!

                                   The side effects are def life changing!!

Almost That Time Of Year!!

                                                 God I cannot wait!!

What waking up should look like!!

Sarcasm!!

                                           So F*cking True!!

A Real Friend Would!!

                                                  True test of friendship!!

Wanted!!

                                                  Apply Now!!

Blow Jobs...

                                  The only job SHE better love!!

Call Of Duty!!

                                                    Women's edition!!

Simply Gorgeous!!

Starting the morning off right!!

As Requested...Legs For Days!!

                               Where are these women in real life??

That Pillsbury Doughboy Sure Is A Funny Mother F*cker!!

                                      And gross at the same time!!

Keeping The Men Happy!!

                                Maybe she need some help with that!!

Double The Pleasure, Double The Fun!!

                            Just helping out your morning...just a little bit!!

Swag Is For Boys

                                            Fellas Get It Right!!!

Dave Chappele...Whore Uniform

                                       Do you wear one??

Real Men Don't Wear Pink

                                           They eat it!!

You May Want The Feeling

                                    But you will be in jail!!

Milf

                                   Imagine this poor kid's childhood!!

Mephobia

                                            Story of my life!!

I Bet Your Vagina...

                                            Is as big as a tire hole?? Lol!!